Excerpt
By
midnight the press was tolling, its train-like clatter
reverberating of the cement floor and walls in the rented
cubicle. Rick Masters picked up a rag and wiped green
ink of his hands. He grabbed one of the 8" x 11"
sheets as it snapped from under the tray and held it
up to a fluorescent light fixture hanging in the middle
of the room. Using a jeweler's loupe, he examined the
portrait of Andrew Jackson on each of the three images
because he knew this was what the banks looked for first.
The meshwork of vertical and horizontal lines, which
made up the background of the portrait, was clear and
distinct.
"All
right," he said out loud.
It was 4 A.M. by the time he'd finished trimming the
images of the bill to size with a large paper cutter.
I wasn't till then that he realized he'd he had nothing
to eat or drink since he'd arrived there
he was
beginning to feel light-headed.
After carefully wrapping and packing the trimmed twenties,
he placed them in the suitcase. Then he painstakingly
gathered up every scrap of paper in the cubicle and
stuffed everything into a black plastic trash bag. Using
a screwdriver, he removed the thin aluminum lithographic
plate from the plate cylinder on the printing press.
Using tiny snips he cut the plate into inch sized pieces
and tossed the pieces into the trash bag. He tied the
bag securely with a piece of wire.
He phoned for a taxi and then made one final check in
every corner of the plant. Satisfied hat everything
was in order, he left carrying the trash bag and suitcase,
locked the door behind him. Masters tossed the trash
bag into a brimming commercial trash receptacle that
was next to the fence. As he waited for the taxi, he
thought about the first time he'd printed counterfeit
money. He's rented a shop less than two blocks from
the Los Angeles Federal building where the treasury
agents had their office. As the press had been rolling,
he'd phoned their office and held the receiver next
to the clacking press. Youthful horseplay.
The taxi arrived a few minutes later. The driver was
a middle-aged man with red cheeks and thick glasses.
"Caesars
Palace," Masters said as he climbed into the cab.
"You
got it," the driver said. He had liquor on his
breath. "What are ya doing out here in the middle
of the night?" the driver asked as he made an extra-wide
turn onto Las Vegas Boulevard.
"My
car broke down."
The driver hiccupped. "Oh," he said closing
the matter.
At Caesars Palace, Masters went immediately to the registration
desk, signed the register as Arthur Truman and headed
directly for his room. After showering he turned on
the television (a talk show featuring an actress talking
about a book she'd written on reincarnation) and made
himself comfortable on the bed. He awoke seven hours
later in the same position. The television was tuned
to a children's program.
Masters staggered from the bed and dialed room service.
After eating a double breakfast, he changed clothes
and, carrying the suitcase containing the counterfeit
money, he strolled along the corridor to the registration
desk. He paid his room bill with a few of the phony
twenties, and then headed for the door. Before leaving,
he stopped at a roulette wheel, which was manned by
a young female croupier with peroxide blonde hair. There
was no one else at the table. As he set a phony twenty
on the red, he felt a tightening in his loins. The woman
spun the wheel. Red it was. She pushed two twenty-dollar
chips toward him. He picked them up and dropped them
in his pocket. As he headed out the door and across
the street to where he'd parked his car the day before,
he felt satisfied: as emptied of energy as if he'd just
screwed for three hours straight.
Masters drove the speed limit all the way back to Los
Angeles.
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